These make me laugh... what incredible wit.
From "Opposites" # 31
The opposite is fast is loose,
And if you doubt it you're a goose,
"Nonsense!"you cry. "As you should know,
The opposite of fast is slow."
Well let's not quarrel: have a chair
And see what's on the bill of fare.
(sketch of two men sitting at
a restaurant table)
We should agree on this at least:
The opposite of fast is feast.